WHY DO I WAKE UP? WHY DO I GO TO CLASS?

Why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? I don't know.

I guess I'm just a small boy trying to become a large man with a moderate sized brain. I just wanna grow up in a world where my knowledge of things is adequate. Why am I blogging my little penis off right now during a class. I'm wasting "$300" according to the statistics.

So, why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? Because I'm working towards a better, more streamlined America. Let's do this!

Let's Hear it For Opinions!

So these old guys are always saying stuff about reading newspapers and stuff. But, guess what, we already have news in our brains. So, let's find out what's in other people's heads. I wanna hear the opinions of the world so I can complain about the way they think instead of the issue that they're opinioning on.

So, throw away your newspapers, cancel your New York Times subscriptions and go on to some shitty blog so we can all get lost in our own rambling bull shit.

Viva L'America.

Who Are We?

We all come from different worlds.

My New Hero

So, James Franco's my hero.

He's like going to college and stuff. And I'm like so proud for that.

I can't believe that he went from being a drug dealer in the Pineapple movie to being such a successful doctor.

I really wanna hang out with him or something.

He seems like a fun guy to be around at a bar or something like that.

I know he's an awesome man at heart. He seems strong and fun and I'm proud of how I've made him my hero.

I can't wait to learn for more school.

My Big Presentation

About to present to my Journalism class about some cool and relevant blog posts.

I'll be tweeting from my mobile phone during the presentation. Look out for vids and pics of the audience.

I'm pretty nervous. Wish me luck!!

What I'm Here For

This blog is about the real world.

We talk about chill shit.

So screw off if you can't deal wit' my real stuff.

My story. You wanna know MY story?

Well, here ya go . . .

MY FIRST BLOG

Well, here I am.

I'm sitting in Journalism class and my teacher mentioned blogs.

I got so horny that I decided I just had to start blogging.

So here I am!

Blog post numero uno.