WHY DO I WAKE UP? WHY DO I GO TO CLASS?

Why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? I don't know.

I guess I'm just a small boy trying to become a large man with a moderate sized brain. I just wanna grow up in a world where my knowledge of things is adequate. Why am I blogging my little penis off right now during a class. I'm wasting "$300" according to the statistics.

So, why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? Because I'm working towards a better, more streamlined America. Let's do this!