How are we supposed to know what chicks are doin' behind closed doors? Who are we to call gals sluts or hoes? Nobody but the dick and the pussy know if there's sex goin' down. It ain't fair to chicks to spread rumors about 'em. It's slender! People can't go around slendering people all the time. It's not fair. Would you like it if someone said bad stuff abouts you?
What can we say? Is anything really anonymous? Not anymore. With all the techno-gadgets, etc we can track anyone! We've got cameras. We've got screen shots. We even have IPs. You can't say anything on the Net without someone knowing about it.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
The Trouble With Linking
Sometimes these links just don't take ya where ya wanna go. Ya click the damn thing and you get taken to some wacky site full o' pornos and goofy shit. It's a damn shame.
Speaking of links:
The Donald: Donald Trump has been getting a good bit of attention in the news over the past couple months. Will he run for president? Would he be a good president? These are the questions that people are asking. Here's my question: who cares? This guy's an idiot. Anyone who's ever seen this video knows what I'm talking about:
Donald is an Idiot
The man is an unprofessional, money-hungry, corporate idiot. If he got anywhere near the United States' throne, we'd all be in trouble. I don't want him becoming the King of America. He's not even black.
Speaking of links:
The Donald: Donald Trump has been getting a good bit of attention in the news over the past couple months. Will he run for president? Would he be a good president? These are the questions that people are asking. Here's my question: who cares? This guy's an idiot. Anyone who's ever seen this video knows what I'm talking about:
Donald is an Idiot
The man is an unprofessional, money-hungry, corporate idiot. If he got anywhere near the United States' throne, we'd all be in trouble. I don't want him becoming the King of America. He's not even black.
Monday, April 11, 2011
We Love Yale Sluts!
Wow! Yale Sluts. We sure love 'em. I can't believe that Yale has be come such a sexual cesspool. I hear stories everyday about students sitting in classrooms and actually having sex.
Professor Hills had this to say, "A student was sitting in the back of my class, I had noticed he wasn't paying attention for the duration of the class period. It wasn't until I checked the screen shots that I realized he was scrolling quickly through sites, getting himself aroused. The most shocking aspect of the situation was when I checked the video and saw that he had just reached down, grabbed himself and started having sex."
Having sex during class. You know, it's a law for a reason. That's why laws are there. Haven't these kids read the America Rulebook of the U.S. It plainly states, "No sex unless baby. Definitely not in class."
As a sexless, non-Yale college student, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring and say that people need to just stop having sex. It's wrong. It's feels too good (so I hear) to be legal. People need to rethink their lives and their laws. I'm cc-ing Obama on this one.
Professor Hills had this to say, "A student was sitting in the back of my class, I had noticed he wasn't paying attention for the duration of the class period. It wasn't until I checked the screen shots that I realized he was scrolling quickly through sites, getting himself aroused. The most shocking aspect of the situation was when I checked the video and saw that he had just reached down, grabbed himself and started having sex."
Having sex during class. You know, it's a law for a reason. That's why laws are there. Haven't these kids read the America Rulebook of the U.S. It plainly states, "No sex unless baby. Definitely not in class."
As a sexless, non-Yale college student, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring and say that people need to just stop having sex. It's wrong. It's feels too good (so I hear) to be legal. People need to rethink their lives and their laws. I'm cc-ing Obama on this one.
Greek Life
What's up, Yale? You got rapes? Too many, man (MAAAAAAAN!).
So, recently the scuttlebutt has been tickling the the lips of sexual harassment at Yale. It involves the Greek Life on campus (Yo. Whaddup, Maria?). Now we were all under the impression that Yale didn't have a prominent greek life. We's all thought they just had that Skulls shit. But nooooow they have these little sluts getting pounded against their will. That ain't right. What're we gonna do about this, America? How can we stop all these smart, privileged yuppies from fucking each other against their own will. I think that this is a timely and totally topical topic. Good luck, Yale. I hope you can make it.
So, recently the scuttlebutt has been tickling the the lips of sexual harassment at Yale. It involves the Greek Life on campus (Yo. Whaddup, Maria?). Now we were all under the impression that Yale didn't have a prominent greek life. We's all thought they just had that Skulls shit. But nooooow they have these little sluts getting pounded against their will. That ain't right. What're we gonna do about this, America? How can we stop all these smart, privileged yuppies from fucking each other against their own will. I think that this is a timely and totally topical topic. Good luck, Yale. I hope you can make it.
I Am New to Gmail: Blogging for the Future
OMG.
It's hard to believe that Gmail's been in the stratosphere for 10 years now. Gmail makes use of links. Ya know. I look at the links and I say, "I know I wanna check that link out." Gmail, Google, YouTube. I guess that's where out future lies. Soon people won't have TVs. They'll just have computers and YouTubes. They'll go on the Hulu for all their shows and watch them at their leisure. Even ESPN has sports on their site. Sports on Sites. Now that's a good site name. I'd like to check out that site.
Bloggy Bloggers Blogging. Hey, my name is Bloggy, my wife's name is Blog. I live in Blogsylvania and I like Blog.
Steve's not new to Gmail. He's a damn pro.
It's hard to believe that Gmail's been in the stratosphere for 10 years now. Gmail makes use of links. Ya know. I look at the links and I say, "I know I wanna check that link out." Gmail, Google, YouTube. I guess that's where out future lies. Soon people won't have TVs. They'll just have computers and YouTubes. They'll go on the Hulu for all their shows and watch them at their leisure. Even ESPN has sports on their site. Sports on Sites. Now that's a good site name. I'd like to check out that site.
Bloggy Bloggers Blogging. Hey, my name is Bloggy, my wife's name is Blog. I live in Blogsylvania and I like Blog.
Steve's not new to Gmail. He's a damn pro.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Invasion UPDATE!
Besides Lauren's wet ass . . .
Our little iPad party girl is slopping around her pad like a fat load o' cash. She's a bitch and everyone knows it. Great. The iPad 2 is white. I guess everything's better white, huh?
Our little iPad party girl is slopping around her pad like a fat load o' cash. She's a bitch and everyone knows it. Great. The iPad 2 is white. I guess everything's better white, huh?
Is the Phoenix Rising?
Tina Brown, the once heroine of the magazine industry is back.
She's a beautiful English slam piece and she's fucking up Newsweek like it's her job. She's horny, she's hot and she's doin' it right. Tina's been out of the loop for a few years now. She's held on by her fingertips with the Daily Beast, but now she's really pulling herself back up with Newsweek. I can't wait to see what my girl's got in store for the world. She's really gonna get involved and do what Obama said he was gonna do all along.
Tina Brown, I'm proud for YOU!
She's a beautiful English slam piece and she's fucking up Newsweek like it's her job. She's horny, she's hot and she's doin' it right. Tina's been out of the loop for a few years now. She's held on by her fingertips with the Daily Beast, but now she's really pulling herself back up with Newsweek. I can't wait to see what my girl's got in store for the world. She's really gonna get involved and do what Obama said he was gonna do all along.
Tina Brown, I'm proud for YOU!
Invasion
Well, today in class a girl had an iPad. She sat there like a little slut, whoring around her popularity. The iPad rested on a stand with a keyboard attached. I did everything I could not to become physically sick. Another student in the class was so enamored by the gleaming iPad that he reached his hand under the table and started having sex. The authorities took care of that boy.
The girl had a smug air about her. The way she typed and slid her greasy digits across the screen sent shivers down the spines of her classmates. She surfed countless sites. Her downloading speeds were in the billions.
As someone who's had a love affair with magazines, I never thought that I'd be faced with seeing an iPad in a classroom. Now, excuse me while I go wipe the vomit from my upper lip.
The girl had a smug air about her. The way she typed and slid her greasy digits across the screen sent shivers down the spines of her classmates. She surfed countless sites. Her downloading speeds were in the billions.
As someone who's had a love affair with magazines, I never thought that I'd be faced with seeing an iPad in a classroom. Now, excuse me while I go wipe the vomit from my upper lip.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
The Anti-Blog
Blogging for pleasure and blogging for the man couldn't be more opposite. Usually blogging comes so easy to me. I write what I feel, what I love, what I wanna say. Today, however, I find myself wanting nothing to do with the blogging scene. I don't want to be associated with blogging because it's becoming a chore. I don't want to haaaaaaave to blog. I want to blog because I can and want to. But I guess this is how most things in life are. No one ever wants to do something that they're told to do. It's easier to just do whatcha want.
Well, back to the old grind.
I'll blog to ya l8er.
Well, back to the old grind.
I'll blog to ya l8er.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
WHY DO I WAKE UP? WHY DO I GO TO CLASS?
Why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? I don't know.
I guess I'm just a small boy trying to become a large man with a moderate sized brain. I just wanna grow up in a world where my knowledge of things is adequate. Why am I blogging my little penis off right now during a class. I'm wasting "$300" according to the statistics.
So, why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? Because I'm working towards a better, more streamlined America. Let's do this!
I guess I'm just a small boy trying to become a large man with a moderate sized brain. I just wanna grow up in a world where my knowledge of things is adequate. Why am I blogging my little penis off right now during a class. I'm wasting "$300" according to the statistics.
So, why do I wake up? Why do I go to class? Because I'm working towards a better, more streamlined America. Let's do this!
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