Monday, April 11, 2011

Greek Life

What's up, Yale? You got rapes? Too many, man (MAAAAAAAN!).

So, recently the scuttlebutt has been tickling the the lips of sexual harassment at Yale. It involves the Greek Life on campus (Yo. Whaddup, Maria?). Now we were all under the impression that Yale didn't have a prominent greek life. We's all thought they just had that Skulls shit. But nooooow they have these little sluts getting pounded against their will. That ain't right. What're we gonna do about this, America? How can we stop all these smart, privileged yuppies from fucking each other against their own will. I think that this is a timely and totally topical topic. Good luck, Yale. I hope you can make it.

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