Wow! Yale Sluts. We sure love 'em. I can't believe that Yale has be come such a sexual cesspool. I hear stories everyday about students sitting in classrooms and actually having sex.
Professor Hills had this to say, "A student was sitting in the back of my class, I had noticed he wasn't paying attention for the duration of the class period. It wasn't until I checked the screen shots that I realized he was scrolling quickly through sites, getting himself aroused. The most shocking aspect of the situation was when I checked the video and saw that he had just reached down, grabbed himself and started having sex."
Having sex during class. You know, it's a law for a reason. That's why laws are there. Haven't these kids read the America Rulebook of the U.S. It plainly states, "No sex unless baby. Definitely not in class."
As a sexless, non-Yale college student, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring and say that people need to just stop having sex. It's wrong. It's feels too good (so I hear) to be legal. People need to rethink their lives and their laws. I'm cc-ing Obama on this one.
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